A MockCon Christmas
Megan Daily

Twas the year before MockCon, primaries in chaos
All the Tri-Chairs were stirring, mainly Tricia “The Boss”.
The trends of the nation were pondered with might,
In hopes that MockCon would get it all right.

Katy and Kali were nestled all snug in their beds,
While press releases and headlines danced in their heads.
Robbie and Jessica prepped the web-site,
Both making sure our coverage is tight.

The Presidential Gala caused such a clatter,
Victoria and Jordan planned the fab matter.
Tucker with boots and a tux was ready to dance,
Showing off his great moves, this was his chance.

Southern hospitality ain’t strange to this Yankee
Eric’s accommodations are top-notch quite frankly.
Briegel hangs our ornaments in a flurry,
At our store you’ll get a special discount (so hurry!)

With current politics, so lively and quick,
I’m glad Sam’s here--he doesn’t miss a tick.
Matts another guy who deserves a reward,
He coordinates with advisors so we’re all on board.

Soon Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and more
Zach pours over poll data, which he greatly adores.
But his true love has a journalistic flair,
Annie writes our publications and sports engagement hardware

Tim has a great smile and loves a hot debate
He has a good idea of the Republicans fate.
While we all get caught on the big picture’s potential
Ali locks up the details, so we’ll know the essentials.

Juggling all our budgets is a task so daunting,
Good thing Brandons a pro--he’s got accounting skills for flaunting.
When we want to remember this momentous event,
Thank Brooke for the Journal--oh where the time went.

Becky and Bobby have been schmoozin’ this town
Plus Cami is helping raise funds from all around.
The MidWest is lucky to have such a guy
Alex is on top of things and that’s no lie.
Brad grins when asked about the West
He thinks his region is the absolute best!
Laura is a wiz with emails and taking notes
She’s simply the best--I’d give her my vote.

Matt loves a good float and great parade
Marching elephants down Main Street he’s not afraid.
Taking Southern politics and football in stride
Megans pumped for Convention--and Roll Tide!

Never hesitant to make a campus notice or two
Kelli makes sure the words out to more than a few.
Ellis is our pal from the law school
She makes public relations really cool!

Ben is a pro with a calculator and Quicken
Without him our finances surely would sicken.
Have you checked out our blog posts?
Kates pretty modest of them she won’t boast.

Alex C. makes some sweet movies
Filming MockCon events is getting pretty groovy.
The Southwest region states are very large
With grassroots perspective, Andreas in charge.

SoRelle day and night is on the prowl
Searching for speakers, won’t throw in the towel.
Mike loves all of the NorthEast
That region is vital its importance increased.

Grabbing a walkie-talkie and headin’ on patrol
Luke is keeping the peace thats his lofty goal.
Romney, Gingrich, Perry and more
There was another candidate but now that’s a closed door.

As this year comes to a close,
Hard works paying off it really does show.
Raise your elephant trident glasses and give a cheer
MockCon is coming, why it’s nearly here.